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Star Fodder - About Us

About Us

About Us:

  FLEET ADMIRAL OF G.A.L.A.C.T.I.C.  VIK BACHMANN; RACE: HUMAN - AS THE CREATER, WRITER, AND ARTIST OF STAR FODDER! I HOPE TO ENTERTAIN YOU WITH A SILLY YARN ABOUT A CREW OF LOVABLE MISFITS.  OUR TALE IS NOT ONE OF HUMANS FINDING THEIR WAY THROUGH THE STARS, BUT ONE OF A CULTURALLY DIVERSE COMMUNITY BATTLING ADVERSITY TOGETHER.  THIS IS NOT A COMIC FOR THOSE MOVED BY INTELLECTUAL PURSUITS.  WE USE THE "STAR FODDER RECIPE".  IT STATES: 1 CUP OF DUMB,  1 CUP OF ACTION,  2 CUPS OF SILLY, AND A PINCH OF NERDERY AS A BONDING AGENT.  PLEASE READ FOR ENTERTAINMENT ONLY.  I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR TRIP INTO MY MIND..
P.S.-  FEEL FREE TO CONTACT ME FOR ANY QUESTIONS.  thebach.mann73@gmail.com
*RELEASE FROM H/R* - GALACTIC COMMAND RECOMMENDS THAT NO-ONE GO INTO THE ADMIRAL'S MIND. (it's gross in there!)


 
ADMIRAL CHIEF OF OPS  FB PANTHER;  FORMER RACE: HUMAN - THIS COOL, CALCULATING B.A.L.L. IS OFTEN MISTAKEN FOR AN ALPHA CENTAURIAN, DUE TO HIS ORDERLIKE NATURE.  SOME WOULD SAY IT IS ALMOST ANAL RETENTIVE.  A GREAT MIND BEFORE HIS SPHERICAL CONDITION, FB FOCUSES HIS MENTAL PROWESS ON KEEPING THE 'CORE' RUNNING.  THE PRETTY AESTHETIC YOU ENJOY WHILE READING THIS COMIC IS BECAUSE OF HIS EFFORTS.   THANKS TO HIM, THE COMIC NO LONGER LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF HOT CHICKS FLOATING IN A SET OF STEREO INSTRUCTIONS!  A BIG THANK YOU TO FB!
*RELEASE FROM H/R* - (SAFETY MESSAGE)  GALACTIC COMMAND ADVISES THAT NO SPHERICAL OBJECTS BE "RETAINED" IN ONE'S ANUS.  (love responsibly!)




 
CAPTAIN CRISTAL A. FRAGOSO  "FROGGY" ; RACE: HUMAN - AFTER ADMIRAL BACHMANN'S PREVIOUS ASSISTANT DIED IN AN UNFORTUNATE XEROXING ACCIDENT, THE BELOVED FROGGY WAS PROMOTED TO THE HIGH OFFICES.  HER SWEET DEMEANOR AND WITTY RETORT HAS MADE HER A FAVORATE WITH THE STAFF.  SHE HAS GLADLY ACCEPTED THE DUTY OF INFORMING THE READERS AND BEING THEIR VOICE TO THE ADMIRALTY.  A SHEER JOY TO BE AROUND, IT'S THE ONLY TIME YOU WOULDN'T MIND HAVING A "FROG IN YOUR THROAT"!  
*RELEASE FROM H/R* - GALACTIC COMMAND ASKS FOR YOUR FORGIVNESS REGARDING THE LAST STATEMENT ON THE GROUNDS OF IT BEING OFFICIALLY RULED AS "FUCKED UP".  ( seriously, she's awesome!)